March 31, 2006

CNN Learns the Pope's Last Request

In surprising news, the Pope’s last request was to have the Bible read to him. CNN, who was “given rare access to those who saw the pope in his final hours” learned similar astonishing facts about John Paul II. Make sure to check out CNN to learn other things like “the Pope really liked Jesus, but thought Mary was pretty cool too” and “Pope means father.”

Okay on a more serious (?) note, according to a nun that was with the Pope in his final hours.

"Two eyes as his, they were like the eyes of Jesus upon me. They were like two stars. He talked, but I couldn't understand anything besides, 'Thank you' -- it was like he was saying we will see each other again. Such a beautiful thing, so joyous," she said.


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